deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via yelled)

damnaintthatsomeshit:

little-princess-bee:

people should stop assuming I want to talk sexual with everyone, a casual conversation would be nice too

This.

(via ajasminetoremember)

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

(via yelled)

ginuwineleather:

i wanna raise my daughters to not text back

(via zackisontumblr)

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

(via joie-d-vivre)

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

(via queen-ofthecats)

,,

Some names will always taste bitter.

6 Word Poem About Love, by Devyn Springer (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(via be-your-brooklyn)